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  • November 20, 2017

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Stupid Things Said Part 5

It has been a while since I did one of these. I have sure heard a bunch and have plenty to use since the last one. Here are the top ten that I have saved to use. These actually came out of a person’s mouth too. Thankfully not the same person. Although is ten stupid people worse than one very stupid person?

  1. Celebrities know more than you because they are in the spotlight. (Need I specify examples of that? Nah, that would kill my brain cells and give such “wise” celebrities more attention.)
  2. Which power company do you use? (Umm…the same power company as you and the other 99.99999% of the province’s population. Hint: There is only one.)
  3. Cats speak English if you listen. (And my farts come out in Spanish if you get close.)
  4. Keys should be made to open the correct locks. (And idiot humans should come out wired to use the correct key on the correct lock.)
  5. Why do my bills come when I don’t pay them? (This was the exact words. Too stupid to even give a response.)
  6. The height of life stops when you finish growing. (Clearly an idiom took too literal. Maybe in the height department they came up short?)
  7. What kind of rain is that? (Sideways? Wet? Straight? Curly? Must we talk about the weather? Must you even speak to me? Near me?)
  8. Why must the planet have so many seasons? (Do you really need to take your socks off to count to four?)
  9. Adding to my will is like subtracting from my life. (Wow. Deep. Really Deep. Oh wait. You’re alive and aren’t six feet deep. Nope. Doesn’t work so well now.)
  10. Where do you see yourself in ten years? (Hopefully in a place where people stop asking me such a STUPID question.)

All right, the last wasn’t stupid, just stupid-like. Is there anyone out there that still thinks there is no such thing is a stupid question? If so, you may want to re-read a few of those. Hear anything stupid these days? I’m sure there has been a lot. At least when it is in clickbait articles you can ignore. When you have someone yapping such crap in your ear it can be more of a pain. Pain to those with a brain.

Enjoy life, forget the strife.

2 Comments

Snowcatcher

2017-11-20 11:09:07 Reply

Wow! Some winners there! I get stupid questions all the time, but I’m not sure any of mine are as good as yours!

    Pat Hatt

    2017-11-20 13:04:50 Reply

    Maybe that is a bad thing for me as more stupid people come into my view lol

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